i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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