at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I hope mine doesn't look like that
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Who died my cat blue again?
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Randomize
