I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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