So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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