Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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