Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
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