Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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