Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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