is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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