If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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