So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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