I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
