at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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