I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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