So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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