Don't you send me to vm
I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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