If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Dude my mom stole all your condoms
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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