Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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