i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
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