its not stalking. its research.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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