I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Randomize
