If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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