Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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