you guys were way drunker than both of me
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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