Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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