Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
You need a sexual gate keeper
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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