She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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