Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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