I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
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