Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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