let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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