im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
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