fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I FOUND THE LEGS
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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