if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
it's like iHOP with fire
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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