guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
well you can't waste a boner
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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