I think scott just propositioned me for sex
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
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