even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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