u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Success! We fucked roommates!
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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