thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
HIV tests are more positive than that guy
i wish my penis had a tongue
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
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