You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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