Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
