Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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