dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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