I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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