Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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