i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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