Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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