and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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