Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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