her vagine was all disorganized.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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