If i come over, it means nothing
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
he puts the penis in happiness.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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