She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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