all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
