you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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