he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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